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jack-russell:

My waddle is awkward and slow, sweetie. And no, absolutely not a lot of Jack in her. Maybe just…the book-loving-ness. But just that, no…unfriendliness or anti-socialness. She can be a little Max that likes books! And she can have…completely irrelevant parts of me. Like…my nose. And my shoulders. But the rest is aaall you.

But I have enough fast for the both of us, babe! Mhmm! Especially when I’m running around you while you waddle to the kitchen all adorably with your Camille Hill! Whaaat?! Well- I guess we wouldn’t want her to be anti-social or unfriendly, but you’re not anti-social or unfriendly, Jack! You just prefer some people over others. Mhmm. I’ve had to live with thousands of people in my life time so I guess I’m use to it, yknow? Noooonooo! She needs to be… eighty percent you and twenty percent me! She could have your body and my eyes and my tree-climbing, but your perfection. Mhmm. I like that combination.

jack-russell:

Oh yeah, so excited. I’m just…excited to be able to roll over and lay on my stomach again, and maybe not waddle around like a duck. I hope you’re ready for your hand to be completely crushed when the time comes, sweetie. Orrr she can be just like her even more beautiful brunette mama? Just…hopefully not quite as reckless with tree climbing until her bones and muscles are nice and strong.

Aww! But your waddle is so fucking adorable, babe! And you’re not even past half way yet! Pfft- of course I’m ready, Jack. I’m ready for anything. Plus, I still think it’d be cool to have a bionic arm or hand. Mhmm. Baaaabe… hah! If she turns out like me, she’s going to be an absolute handful… she needs a little Jack in her. Though preferably a lot.

jack-russell:

Exactly! Of course, baby. Toy Story 2 is just finishing up now so when it’s done, I’ll come join you in the kitchen to help you with the popcorn? And yes, bring that blanket! Camille loves that one, you know. And I bet she’ll love it even more when my belly isn’t separating her from it, yep yep.

Perfect, babe! Absolutely perfect! Hah! I bet she would too! I just have to stop Pip from chewing on it so it actually survives until you pezpop Camille! Mhmm, which I still absolutely can’t wait for! I mean… it’s still a long way away, but- still excited, yknow? Camille’s going to be so beautiful… after she gets past her awkward alien phase. Mhmm. And she’ll be squishy! And cute! And just like her beautiful blonde mommy. 

jack-russell:

Of course, love! Lady and the Tramp is perfect. Right, and you’re the Tramp, right? He was a pretty gorgeous dog, if I do say so myself. Reminded me of Pip, and Lady is Maddison!

Mhmm! I’m faar too scruffy not to be Tramp! And you’re waaaay too beautiful not to be Lady! Huh, Pip does look like a brown and black version of Tramp doesn’t he! And Maddison has Lady’s lady-like attitude! Hah! But Pip’s definitely not as brave as Tramp. Nope. Just as much of a trouble maker though! I can we make a bunch of popcorn too? And should I bring our blue blanket with the dinosaurs on it?

jack-russell:

I’m watching Toy Story 2! Come watch with me!

Whaaaaaat?! Oooh! Ooh! And Lady and the Tramp after, pleeease? Pleeease! Camille needs to see every Disney movie when she’s in your belly and when she’s out of your belly. Mhmm. Babies can sort of hear outside noises, yknow. Mhmm. Plus- I really like Lady and the Tramp. Mhmm. Reminds me of you all the time!

jack-russell:

Well…alright, I think I can manage it. All night until morning…? Will you at least come in for a break sometime and cuddle with me until I pass out?

Good! Mhmm! Of course, babe! I can’t say no to you and Camille… both of you are just far too adorable. Even if Camille looks like a baby misshapen alligator right now. 

jack-russell:

Don’t go outside…? Okay, I think I can do that. But after a day, I’m not going to…walk outside and see my face carved into our tree or anything, am I?

DAMMIT JACK- HAH. Kidding! Kiiiiidding! Naaaah… well- eh… naaaaaah. Just don’t go out, kay? Kaaaay? And no going out tonight either. I’mma work on it all the way till morning!